Coming at you live from the Australian Grand Prix in Melbourne.
It’s cold. It’s windy. The champagne is free. This is either going to kick ass or be a total disaster.
Speaking of which; new qualifying setup! Lucky us we get to be the guinea pigs who test this whole shebang out for the rest of the circuits. You’re welcome.
Basically it’s a knock out system (as far as I can tell). At one point during the quali session the timer of doom starts ticking and every 90 seconds someone get told to fuck off back to the garage.
So far, this new method is far more interesting. Almost every car is on the track and some drivers are even having a lil jostle for position! Fun!
Every man and his car is pitting so I think the timer of doom has started ticking.
I can’t tell who’s been booted while watching this whole thing go down live but what I can tell you is that the McLaren dynamic duo of Button and Alonso are not screwing around, they both just popped themselves into the top 5. Now THAT is unexpected!
Right, Q1 has finished and some people didn’t make it. I think Red Bull’s Kvyat was one of them.
Lotus Renualt’s new guy Palmer pulled out a miracle at the end. This is much harder to keep on top of live.
Let’s go Q2, let’s go *clap clap*
From what I can tell there’s still a good mix of teams and drivers in this session. Maybe?
Here comes the timer!
The good news is that the cars are louder! The bad news is I can’t hear the commentators are therefore I havn’t a damn clue as to what’s happening. Personally, I don’t care.
Oh JB is in the garage and out of the McLaren. A sad but familiar sight.
Yeah! Homeboy Ricciardo pulls out a fast time in front of a very happy crowd so he should be through to the next round.
Let her rip Q3.
Everyone’s on track and the hot laps begin! Hamilton’s on the top of the leader board looking for pole (zero suprises) and I think Vettel is second.
Nope. Wait. Vettel and Raikkonen are out of the car so it’s a Mercedes shootout for pole. This new quali format did what new F1 rules so frequently do: nothing. It has changed nothing.
Hamilton on pole, Rosberg second and the Ferrari lock out the second row. Revolutionary.
Well there you have it folks. Live and slightly confused from trackside at the Australian Grand Prix.
Bring on race day!
Until tomorrow, for now more champagne.